Lincoln Inauguration at the Capitol.
Unlike in the above shown movie replica, no signs were held up suggesting the occupy movement against 1% bloodsuckers began in 1861.

“The dogmas of the quiet past, are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise — with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew, and act anew. We must disentrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country.”

-Abraham Lincoln. December 1, 1862.


What, you missed that class in high school?

If you aren’t familiar with Seth Grahame-Smith, you shouldn’t be concerned that you’ve missed the next big thing in academic literature. You should, however, remedy the situation. Grahame-Smith is the author of both Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

His second book, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, is a different story completely.

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Front cover of Grahame-Smith’s book



“I’ve been a slave to vampires for 30 years”.


Read more by Lev Grossman here. More on Abe the slayer,

here and here