The Nib bureau of statistics

We don’t know how many turkey there were at the time of the first American Thanksgiving…
But Thomas Morton, the founder of the colony of Merrymount, was told by Indians that there were thousands living in the forests around New England.
We do know that by 1900,  wild turkeys were in serious decline, with only 30,000 estimated left in the whole USA.Now there are seven million.

But that number pales when you consider Americans no consume…Eleri Harris, The Nib.

Many of us fondly remember the blood gushing theatrical scene in Adams Family…
Oh, and here are some alternative Thanksgiving Day parade balloons from Roz Chast.